Tuesday 28 April 2009

Time for Chaucer



Whan that Aprille, with hise shoures soote,
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
Whan Zephirus eek with his swete breeth
Inspired hath in every holt and heeth
The tendre croppes, and the yonge sonne
Hath in the Ram his halfe cours yronne,
And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open eye-
So priketh hem Nature in hir corages-
Thanne longen folk to goon on pilgrimages
And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes
To ferne halwes, kowthe in sondry londes;
And specially, from every shires ende
Of Engelond, to Caunturbury they wende,
The hooly blisful martir for the seke
That hem hath holpen, whan that they were seeke.


I can't boast very extensive knowledge of Chaucer, but I do have some fond memories from the Canterbury tales in the Middle English course at "hovedfag", way back. Our lecturer, an expert on northern English dialects had until then seemed like a rather stern sort, prone to giving back intonation exercises with the scathing comment: "Middling!". Or worse. But for some reason, Chaucer brought out his great sense of humour (albeit of the dry kind), and he enthused at length about the birds in the prologue here, who slept "with open eye", i.e. one eye open and one shut (hilarious!), and the Wife of Bath, who was "ywympled wel" (line 472) - imagining her headgear brought great amusement. Well, this was 1992, we weren't used to much.


Another fond personal Chaucerian memory is of course the first page of my favourite author David Lodge's novel Small World (1984), where he starts off with a modern language version of the lines above. The novel is about the great migration of academics in the summer season, like pilgrims they fly hither and tither on conferences all over the globe. This was obviously when university travel budgets were considerably more generous than now.


Aprille is of course also exam season - tomorrow we have orals. My listening tests are ready, I wonder if my cadets are.

Tuesday 21 April 2009

There's a lizard in my gizzard

Flickr is full of interesting stuff. I just had to post this.

Keeping my head above water


Exams are looming. This means making ingenious, feasible, creative tasks that will make my best students shine and my poorest students see hope. The written exam includes translation (naval English!) and an essay, the oral exam a listening test (new this year! I am a keen customer of BBC newspods at the moment) and conversation on topics from the curriculum.

Luckily I have two colleagues to share this with - cooperation is a Good Thing. What I struggle with now is to come up with an essay question that ideally involves a new angle on a book we read; One Hundred Days (written by Adm. Woodward, the UK task force commander in the Falklands War). Not very easily done, as we have used this book for a number of years, and pretty much exhausted all possibilities. Tweaking an old exam question should be possible, but what to choose? Leadership? Tactics? Politics?

Apart from exam ponderings, I try to juggle all events on the home front. Not easily done either, as it suddenly dawned on me that we are to look after the neighbours' two kids three days next week. This was agreed a long time ago, but I omitted to fill it in on our "booking calendar" (aka b.k.), where all activities are displayed, and then promptly forgot the whole thing. In the meantime, we have of course filled the b.k. with other activities: a house guest, extra teaching early in the morning, hubby will speak at an evening seminar (which means yours truly is in charge of four kids, evening meal, and bed that evening, I'm exhausted already), and a gentlemen's wine&dine evening. Great.
What worries me a bit is this complete dependency on writing things down (preferably on the b.k.) in order to remember them. One of my colleagues claims never to have written down any appointments or activities in his life. How does he do that (he is a mathematician and obviously equipped with a different sort of brain from mine) - I suspect that he lets his wife remember things and relies on her to remind him. Hah!
Anyway - too much to do, and too good weather outside. Birds chirping, trees sprouting tender green leaves, nice temperature, no rain. What am I doing inside. Oh, that's right. Making exam questions.

Wednesday 1 April 2009

Mrs Belly-ache

I see that there is a risk that this blog will be used to let off steam about all sorts of difficulties and grievances related to the teaching of English to occasionally not-so-receptive (or not-particularly-hard-working) learners. That is not my intention, and I shall endeavour to keep to a philosophical and questioning attitude.